Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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