dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
kristin has been a bad kristin
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
you will always have a special place in my vag
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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