he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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