All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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