That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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