she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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