id be glad to
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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