You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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