yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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