Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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