omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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