Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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