Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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