just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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