Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
