I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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