Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
too bad you live with your parents still
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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