we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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