I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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