we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We got so high we made milksteak
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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