so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So vagazzling was a success
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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