..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
