She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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