i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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