Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There's always time for handjobs
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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