weddingsv make me drug and hornr
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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