i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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