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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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