I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My Sexting was not on an AP level
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize