So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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