Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
