Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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