The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
