My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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