grandma shit on top of the toilet
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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