i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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