I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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