She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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