Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
please don't ironically join a cult
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