we have officially lost it.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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