Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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