shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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