Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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