Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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