What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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