Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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