i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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