In the future we'll all be gay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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