Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Randomize
