Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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