After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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