i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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