Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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