I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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