her vagine was all disorganized.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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